When you walk into a sex shop, or browse an online sex toy store, what do you see?
Most sex toys are designed with a function-first philosophy: their form fits their features. Toys meant for penetration are phallic in shape. If realism is a feature, then the toy must have design elements to fit that feature: realistic skin tone, anatomical details like veins, accurate folds, etc. Toys with lots of features and functions might have attachments, lots of buttons, or a design that looks more like an appliance than a tantalizing sex toy.
In the vast majority of cases, you can tell what a sex toy does by looking at it.
But sex toys don’t have to be boring, they don’t have to look like neck massagers or appliances. Sex toys don’t have to be scandalous either, they don’t have to look like penises, vaginas, or anuses, things that have to be hidden away in a drawer because they’re impossible to display discreetly
BeYourLover’s mission is to create toys you’d be proud to put on your shelf, and proud to give to your loved ones as a gift. And one of the ways they’re doing it is by designing premium, powerful sex toys that just so happen to look like cute everyday objects!
Here are the 7 cutest!
Adult Clock Alarm - Sucking Vibrator App Remote Control
The Adult Clock Alarm is actually a working alarm clock.
Like old-fashioned alarm clocks, the cute and colorful Adult Clock Alarm has two bells near its top. Through a clever detachable design, you can pull out these two bells and discover that they’re independent stimulators, which can be used together or apart!
Whether you want to share one toy with your partner while you use the other one, or use both toys on yourself, this clock is always set to “sexy time!”
One of the Adult Clock Alarm’s “bells” is a powerful suction-based clit-pleaser that offers 8 different suction modes, each tailor-made to please your most sensitive spot. This teaser is an independent sex toy, not an attachment. The other “bell” is a powerful vibrator with 9 different vibration modes. Both toys work with whisper-quiet motors, meaning that you can enjoy them anytime with complete discretion, even during late night “me time.” With the app-control feature, your partner can take the reins anywhere, whether it’s on the other side of the room, in another part of your city, or in another country or even continent, keeping the flame of your passion alive.
The Adult Clock Alarm embodies everything about BeYourLover’s approach, making toys that stand out with their cute and clever designs, but also pack a serious punch when it comes to features and settings.
Magic Suitcase (Pink)
The Magic Suitcase is one of BeYourLover’s bestsellers, and it’s easy to see why.
It’s a clever blend of creative industrial design, powerful sex toy engineering, and cute aesthetics.
This toy comes in a delightful pink glossy charging case made to look like a modern suitcase, complete with a handle and little wheels! On your shelf, it’ll look like a cute toy or miniature model.
Pop it open, though, and you won’t find clothes inside, you’ll find pleasure: a duo of pleasure makers. One is a silky suction pod for your clitoris, and the other is a powerful bullet egg vibrator for internal vibes, both tethered together by a flexible, 10 cm cord that never tangles.
With two toys in one: five suction settings for your clit, and ten deep-rumble vibration modes for your G-spot, you can play with both or focus on just one. It’s your pleasure journey, and the Magic Suitcase is the perfect carry-on.
The Magic Suitcase is fully app-controlled for long-distance pleasure, perfect for travelers with partners somewhere else! Its delightful suitcase-inspired case is self-charging and self-cleaning, holding two full recharges and even houses a UV light for a three-minute sterilizing cycle. The toy is also IPX6 waterproof, which makes for even easier cleaning after use. Note: the charging case is not waterproof!
Like most carry-ons, size matters with the Magic Suitcase! Its convenient size makes it perfect for carrying in your purse, traveller bag, or even in your pocket! Take it with you for an instant ticket to pleasure paradise!
Magic Suitcase (White)
One of the best things about suitcases and other travel accessories is that they come in different colors, and the Magic Suitcase is no different.
The Magic Suitcase also comes in a sleek, minimalist, glossy white style. This elegant color configuration will be right at home next to your AirPod case, and it features everything you’ll soon grow to love about the Magic Suitcase: two toys in one: a suction-based clit-teaser with 8 suction modes and a bullet egg vibrator for your G-Spot with 9 vibration modes, IPX6 waterproof (not the case but the toy itself), premium and body-safe silicone, the app control, and everything else.
For people who prefer a minimalist design, this is a no-brainer!
Camera Alberta
Cameras are meant to capture joy, and BeYourLover’s Alberta is no different.
If you’ve ever owned a camera, you know that they can be paired with all kinds of attachments like lenses, flash bulbs, lights, and microphones.
From the outside, Alberta looks like a sleek, white camera with gold accents. It’s elegant and has a premium feel. Set it on your shelf, and your guests will think it’s a tiny camera.
But you’ll know that it’s a 5 in 1 stimulator. With a curved G-Spot vibrator with 5 vibration modes, two nipple clamps with 5 deep vibrator features, and a suction-based clit-teaser underneath its camera lens with 3 suction modes.
When the mood strikes, this camera will always be rolling to capture your best Os!
Joy Cup
BeYourLover’s mission to turn everyday objects into cute, powerful sex toys is far from over.
The Joy Cup would look delightful on your desk. It’s a palm-sized frappé cup with a flexible straw, a pearlescent cup body, a clear plastic head and, beneath it, a swirling top that looks like whipped cream.
But look inside, and you’ll discover that this toy is a smart suction toy, complete with app control and a heating feature that’ll have you melting (and moaning) with pleasure.
Barely bigger than a to-go espresso, this toy can fit into your purse or pocket with ease, but what kind of features does it serve?
By popping the Joy Cup’s lid, you’ll discover a hole in the silicone “whipped cream.” Through it, the Joy Cup delivers 360° of suction around the clitoris in five different suction modes: 3 modes with increasing intensities and 2 modes with alternating intensities. It also employs a heating feature that warms the toy up to 104°F (40°C), giving you a human-like warmth to make every moment you spend with the Joy Cup even more wholesome.
With an IPX7 waterproof design, you can bring this sexy drink with you into the shower or bath and it’ll function for up to 30 minutes underwater!
You can control this toy entirely through the BeYourLover app, making it the perfect gift for your partner that lives in another part of the city or another continent, or to yourself!
This is one cute cup of sexual joy that everyone deserves to try!
Retro Phone Massager
Pleasure is calling!
This delightful and gorgeous retro telephone will look great on your desk, shelf, or bedside table. Its curving, sleek, white silicone body with gold accents oozes luxury, combining timeless elegance with modern tech.
But this isn’t just an ornament. With two vibrating nipple clamps that house 6 vibration modes, a 35° curved vibrator with 6 vibration modes that finds your G-Spot every time, a heating base that give you the 38-40° C human warmth you crave along with 3 vibrating modes, and ultra-soft and body-safe silicone, and a completely waterproof design, this toy is something to write (or call) home about!
In the Retro Phone Massager, the “phone” lying on its cradle is the curved vibrator with 6 vibrating modes, connected to the main body of the toy with a USB C cable for easy insertion. This elegant, intelligent design is a joy to use. You’ll love picking up this phone and dialing P for Pleasure, G for G-Spot, or N for Nipples!
Alggie
Wireless, rechargeable earbuds are everywhere these days. With a convenient carrying case that’s also a charger, sleek and modern designs, and cute colors, these earbuds are an everyday carry and a great accessory for many people.
But what if your wireless earbuds could bring you even more joy?
Alggie is a fun, cute, and innovative design for a sex toy, taking something that most people use multiple times a day and turning it into a fun and original sex toy.
Alggie is a powerful and versatile suction-based clit-teaser with a removable silicone mouth that fits perfectly over your clit, delivering 5 different suction modes (or 11 modes with the App!).
But that’s not all. Alggie lives up to its earbud-inspired look with its innovative music mode, which syncs its suction rhythm to your favorite songs. With the sound mode, you can even sync the suction to the audio from sexy videos or video calls, giving you a wide range of ways to play, enjoy, and vibe to the music!
Alggie comes in a charging case that isn’t just for show. It holds three full charges. Pop it back into the case and you can recharge as you go.
This cute, convenient, and powerful pink earbud fits in your palm and goes with you. Move to the rhythm of pleasure with this suction toy that hides in plain sight, and looks absolutely fabulous while doing it!
What do Sex Therapists Have to Say?
According to sex therapists, sex toys generally have a positive effect on people’s lives. From mental health benefits, increased healthy blood flow, and stress relief, to livening up relationships when they become stale, therapists have consistently recommended sex toys and spoken about their positive benefits.
Dr. Paavas Sharma states that sex toys can lead to a healthier heart, better sleep, a healthy increase in self-awareness and empowerment, can help people with gender dysphoria, can encourage self-intimacy and auto-sexual discovery, and makes sex simpler and easier for people with disabilities.
This is especially true of app-controlled sex toys when they’re used by people in long-distance relationships.
A 2017 study by Leigh University found that using app-controlled sex toys made both long-distance partners feel that their partner was more reliable.
If you’re in a long-distance relationship, you can enjoy every toy on this list with your partner and keep the trust (and the pleasure) high!
Conclusion
BeYourLover’s new line of sex toys inspired by everyday objects are fun, creative, and innovative. They’re toys that you can display and gift with the utmost discretion, eliminating the worry of someone seeing a dildo in your bedside table.
Visit the BeYourLover store to explore the full collection, display these lovely toys with joy and pride, or incorporate them into your everyday carry list!
Special thanks:
- Dr. Paavas Sharma
- Leigh University
